Thursday 4 July 2013

Dissertation survival guide


Make sure you pick a thesis based on a topic that you enjoy. I know plenty of people that chose their theses on what they thought their tutors would want to read or what might generate the highest grades. What usually happens is a few thousand words of incomprehensible, pretentious drivel followed by a mini break down. Now obviously dissertations are your chance to be creative, to think outside the box and to showcase your intelligence. It is wise, however, to enjoy the topic you are exploring. Not only will this make the process a whole lot more enjoyable for you but it will make you engage with your essay and put your own unique stamp on it.



Leave plenty of time. You know those people you happen to see in the library casually sobbing their hearts out, their hair in disarray, eyes bloodshot with absolutely no bearing of time or surroundings? They are what you want to avoid becoming at all costs. This is simply avoided by managing your time effectively. Once your thesis has been decided on create a makeshift calendar on word or some tech-y app you may know of and divide up your planning and writing time. Set yourself realistic goals - obviously you aren't going to be in the library for 15 hours straight every day researching Old English verbal variations in the very first week. Aim for 9-5 working hours, or the nocturnal equivalent if you're into that, and then make sure you reward yourself afterwards. Have a long break, a proper meal and some social interaction - deny yourself this in the first week and you are in for a rough ride.

Remember to use your tutor. You have been assigned one for a reason, because the University, contrary to what you might think when you are necking coffee in the library at 4am, does not hate you, and recognises that the task of dissertation compilation can be a lonely old place. So use all your available resources, making sure you have drafts to show to your tutor early on. Feedback is vital and it can be the difference between a 2.1 and a 1st.

Use Scholarly! So by this point you have had your parents, friends, friends of parents, parents of friends read over your dissertation. You are suffering enough. Don't torture yourself further by scrutinising your syntax and spelling, instead use scholarly to help you with these menial tasks! Also, as I am well aware, referencing is the source of all academic evil, often taking longer to source, format and prioritise than the actual act of structuring and writing your dissertation. The software we have developed at Scholarly not only formats your references to the appropriate guide for you, but also suggests references as you write. This means that when  you forget to note down your referencing source (and let's face it we have all done this) there is no more trawling through the web frantically trying to relocate it as Scholarly can source it for you in seconds!

 Finally, maintain a positive mental attitude. You can do it. If needs be, say this to yourself at least  once a day. You have been granted a place at your university for a reason. You are a strong independent scholar and you can and will write a fabulous dissertation!




Wednesday 3 July 2013

Tattoo disasters

I've never really been a fan of tattoos, but I can certainly understand the appeal.  We have all heard people say that once they have one tattoo, they are already planning their next one.

I guess I have never really been a fan because I'm kind of jealous.  I know that I would look ridiculous with a tattoo, just like I would in a leather or denim jacket.  They are something that I would simply not be able to pull off.  As a result, I've tried to tell myself that tattoos are unappealing; in order to deter myself from getting one some day and looking silly.

However, if I ever decide to stop the worrying and just get a tattoo, especially ones including writing, I will be sure to make sure that the words and grammar are at least spelled correctly!

Below are just a few images of hilariously constructed tattoos, a gentle reminder to anyone who is going to stain their skin - make sure the words are spelled correctly! 

If you ever find yourself procrastinating (which will probably be quite a lot) and find yourself stuck for cures of boredom, give 'tattoo errors' or something similar a quick Google search and laugh at other people's stupidity.

Except this tattoo.

I wish I was this 'awsome'.

We should change the tattoo laws - you can have a tattoo when you are old enough to spell your own age.

Have you stumbled across some funny tattoo mistakes?  Leave a comment below!  

Tuesday 2 July 2013

Facebook Fails and Twitter Troubles - why you should always check your spelling!

Good spelling and grammar are a staple requirement of any formal piece of work, be it academic or for your professional life; you might even have specialist software like Scholarly to help you get it right. But when you get home after a long day and log in to Facebook or Twitter, people tend to be a lot less careful about the accuracy of what they post.

I’m sure most of us at some point have spelled something wrong while hastily updating the world on such gripping life events such as what delicious dish you’re eating for dinner. A lot of the time it’s an honest typo and no-one really notices that there’s anything wrong, but sometimes errors can be fatal – completely changing the context or meaning of your post. Here are a few of our personal favourites which made it into the Scholarly hall of fame...


But leopards are so cuddly (and also hungry and fierce, but mainly cuddly)! Perhaps this person would feel more comfortable if they moved into a leopard colony.



Perhaps a trip to Nandos for lunch will raise the spirits of this unfortunate poster...



It’s always awkward when you mishear a song and get the lyrics completely wrong, but it’s slightly more embarrassing when you think diabetes is in fact a rather fatal beating!



Dr Evil wasn’t too keen about this status, especially considering the cost of getting your face carved into a mountain. But at least this poster is being honest, after all, she hates liars!



This is a personal favourite of mine and probably one of the most disastrous mistakes I’ve seen! It’s a good job that British English prefers the term ‘aftershave’ to cologne or there’d be colons all over our Twitter feeds!


So, there we have it – make sure you get a spellchecker and read and re-read your Facebook and Twitter posts! If you’re not careful your Facebook fails and Twitter troubles might end up on someone’s blog someday...